What kind of car is your gun?
Heh. More interesting, what kind of gun is your car? I drive an Infiniti G37 BECAUSE RACE GUN and Ford F550 because shit ain’t gonna haul itself.
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July 19th, 2012 at 8:49 am
Nissan Murano SE. AR-10 with quad rails. All the bells and whistles (if you pay for it). Adjustable lights. Cameras. Bigger engine/ammo so it can pack a punch. A little bulky, so you can’t just take it ANYWHERE on a whim… but it will always fire as long as you take care of it and you can still treat it like crap as long as you maintain it afterwards.
July 19th, 2012 at 9:51 am
My Jeep Wrangler is just like the Glock 17 I carry at the 4 o’clock. Basic, no frills, tough as nails, does anything I ask and works all day long.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:15 am
My wife drives a zombie of a 1997 Ford Crown Vic, 175k+ miles on it, bought used at 114k miles 6 years ago by our son for commuting to High School. He left it with us when he went off to college, realizing what the letters FORD stood for. This POS is in dire need of major maintenance of all kinds (or a .357 through the engine block) and wears an expired inspection sticker from 02/2000.
She drives it <8 miles three times a week on very quiet suburban streets. She decided back in '00 that the cost of any tickets she might rack up until the car really died DEAD was far less than the cost of 1 or 2 oxygen sensors and a new catalytic converter, let alone the rest of the needed fixes or a new/used vehicle.
Since then she has felt the same way about bad shocks, the decaying head liner, the unusable rear windows, the shredded seat upholstery, the bald tires, the failed A/C, the drooping front bumper and sundry other items. The car, while decrepit, refuses to die. I change the oil and filters, and otherwise let it decay. Today she asked me to wire the exhaust onto the frame, because the rubber muffler holder had failed.
She does not shoot any at all.
My well maintained Chevy Silverado, bought new in 2002, has 275K+ miles on it, is in great shape and likely will make it well past 300K unless it gets bent accidentally.
I carry a 7 year old Glock 19 in a C-TAC Kydex IWB holster.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:22 am
Toyota Tacoma = Bersa .380
Both small, tough, utilitarian, fits where you need it, and carries “just enough” but not really……
Fancy that…I’ve got both.
July 19th, 2012 at 10:29 am
$300.00 .380 and $20,000.00 out the door Nissan Altima. I have come to terms with my penis size.
July 19th, 2012 at 11:48 am
My no-frills Toyota Tundra 4WD is either a:
– Savage 110 in .30-06, stainless with synthetic stock or
– Mossberg 500 12-gauge
All of the above are all-weather, beat-em-to-death, battered, heavily-used tools. All of them needed just a little tweaking to make them truly mine (a cross-bed tool box, a Timney trigger, or a rifle-sighted slug barrel, respectively), and they’re all dog-reliable.
July 19th, 2012 at 12:58 pm
F-350 Supercab 4X4 long bed.
M-60. Heavy as shit, expensive to feed…lots of carrying capacity.
July 19th, 2012 at 1:25 pm
.22 Winchester Wildcat. I think that translates into a Lada Granta.
July 19th, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Lincoln Towncar = Kimber Gold Match.
July 19th, 2012 at 2:58 pm
My buddy and I always talk about what gun belongs in our cars.
He has an Earth-Effer van, it has the 460 bored out to 540 or so and all the other motorhead stuff on a van with high horsepower and very high torque, the gun for that is his .500 S&W.
My silver Mustang GT convertible gets my stainless 629.
His yellow ZR6 gets his Kimber.
He’s looking for a Ruger LCP for his Insight (HOV commuter car).
July 19th, 2012 at 4:44 pm
1989 F-150 870 Shotgun (Work horse)
2004 Honda CRV AWD Glock 19 (Ugly but works every time)
July 19th, 2012 at 5:17 pm
F550?
Do you run a cargo hauling business on the side? Because, damn.
July 19th, 2012 at 5:28 pm
07 Mini Cooper S.
Sig P238.
Oddly enough, both small and German with limited capacity.
July 20th, 2012 at 7:56 am
My gun is a horse. I shoot a flintlock because I don’t need more than one shot.