Tactical Man Purse
Don’t go carrying it to the movies in Ohio. In fact, I tend to leave my tactical Tommy stuff at home.
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August 23rd, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Pro tip. When carrying concealed without a license, don’t wear a pack that makes you look like a faggot operator. The key is NOT make it look like you are carrying a gun.
August 23rd, 2012 at 12:44 pm
I carry one of these tactical purses, but I don’t have a weapon in it. Just my iPad.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/ee35_kato_tactical_messenger_ipad_front.jpg
I’m really digging the pocket laid out like an admin pouch, though.
August 23rd, 2012 at 12:44 pm
I bought a Maxpedition Versipack – more or less exactly what was pictured in the linked article – and have used it to carry all the items that were formerly on my belt or in my pockets: wallet, keys, flashlight, knives, multi-tool, and yes, my pistol and a spare mag. I needed something that could hold all that stuff after spinal surgery, because I couldn’t carry it on my belt or in my pockets. Even now, just a few months after my surgery, I still use it because the extra weight on my belt hurts weakened muscles in and around my back in ways that the extra weight in a pack over my shoulder does not.
I had no idea that I was telling everyone that I was a Tactical Tommy faggot operator.
What would y’all suggest I used in it’s place?
August 23rd, 2012 at 12:46 pm
Better link:
http://hazard4.com/products/bags/messenger-bags/kato
August 23rd, 2012 at 1:19 pm
@ Speakertweaker
Use a brown paper bag. that’s how the bad guy always stays incognito in the movies
August 23rd, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Or a boquet box under a bunch of longstem roses.
You can carry an SBS in there!
August 23rd, 2012 at 3:19 pm
el bombardero & Speakertweaker: Thank you! T.T.F.O. is my favorite of the day… And now the obligatory cleaning of the ‘pooter screen.
Kev
August 23rd, 2012 at 6:18 pm
Dammit! I’ve been mursesnatched!
August 24th, 2012 at 10:59 am
Just wear a fanny pack and sandals with socks. That way you’ll look just like a plain faggot operator rather than a Tommy faggot operator. 😉
Jeez. Molle straps on a satchel don’t make a bag any more tactical than putting an Aimpoint on your AR makes you a Special forces swat commando.
Maxpedition makes awesome gear. I’ve got a bag like the one pictured. It’s tough as nails and water resistant. I use it to carry a water bottle, my I-pod, a day planner, some pens, and the occasional snack when I’m out and about. My gun goes on my hip and if an off duty cop asked to search my bag i would politely decline and go from there which is what the dude in the article should have done.
August 24th, 2012 at 6:50 pm
“His attorney claims he was carrying for his own self defense in the wake of the Colorado shootings and subsequent fears.”
Am I the only one to whom it occurred that, carrying or not, if I’m worried about getting shot while attending a specific movie that maybe I’d just wait for it to come out on Netflix.
August 25th, 2012 at 8:42 am
That’s why I carry a Man-PACK. So I don’t look like a faggot. Check it out. http://www.Man-PACK.com
You won’t find a more masculine design for civilian carry. Only $50 too. The most affordable you’ll find.