hands-free automatic ‘sperm extractor’ for donors (wink, wink)

Or, you know, a powered fleshlight. Bonus, it plays videos to help.

Via Weerd, who says it’s a great invention.

Posted in uncategorized on September 24th, 2012 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |

HL Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 1:11 pm
Obama will blame this machine for putting fluffers out of work.
NotClauswitz Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 6:01 pm
It’s for when the Media isn’t at an Obama briefing.
It will play videos that “help,” but after a quick visit to the TSA-shop it’ll learn to take videos that count…
Mr Evilwrench Says:
September 24th, 2012 at 7:57 pm
Putting fluffers out of work isn’t a bug, it’s a feature. They’ll need to go on food stamps and they’ll become perpetual rat voters.
Skip Says:
September 25th, 2012 at 12:37 am
I’d call mine Zelda….she was a good ‘ol broad.
Bryan S. Says:
September 25th, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Fluffers havent been used since they invented Viagra
Instinct Says:
September 26th, 2012 at 11:22 am
But will it respect me in the morning??

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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