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6 Year Old Wisdom

My son says: I need another water. The cat drank out of my cup.

The wife: You need another one?

My son: Yes.

The wife: Why?

My son: Because she licks her butt.

9 Responses to “6 Year Old Wisdom”

  1. Roadkill Says:

    Heh, awesome. You don’t have to go to R’lyeh to find horrors from beyond. Cause sometimes shit ain’t the only thing coming out of the cat. Damn smart kid!

  2. Ed Skinner Says:

    We stayed at a very upscale B&B after I took a job with a company there. At breakfast the next morning, we saw the cat on the table lapping out of the cream pitcher. We ate at McDonalds and then stayed at the Best Western.

  3. Ed Skinner Says:

    Add “in Santa Barbara CA” to my comment.

  4. Jeff the Baptist Says:

    Can’t argue with that logic.

  5. Akatsukami Says:

    I would remember that reasoning save that, when my cat drinks out of my glass, there’s no one to get another glass but me.

  6. Linoge Says:

    Seems like a good reason to me.

  7. Jennifer Says:

    Makes perfect sense

  8. Mr Evilwrench Says:

    He just needs to lick the cat’s butt himself and get over it. Wait, that’s probably not going to go over well.

  9. NotClauswitz Says:

    Cat should be drinking Rum, then all is ok.

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