6 Year Old Wisdom
My son says: I need another water. The cat drank out of my cup.
The wife: You need another one?
My son: Yes.
The wife: Why?
My son: Because she licks her butt.
My son says: I need another water. The cat drank out of my cup.
The wife: You need another one?
My son: Yes.
The wife: Why?
My son: Because she licks her butt.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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September 26th, 2012 at 7:35 pm
Heh, awesome. You don’t have to go to R’lyeh to find horrors from beyond. Cause sometimes shit ain’t the only thing coming out of the cat. Damn smart kid!
September 26th, 2012 at 10:18 pm
We stayed at a very upscale B&B after I took a job with a company there. At breakfast the next morning, we saw the cat on the table lapping out of the cream pitcher. We ate at McDonalds and then stayed at the Best Western.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:19 pm
Add “in Santa Barbara CA” to my comment.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:22 pm
Can’t argue with that logic.
September 27th, 2012 at 5:52 am
I would remember that reasoning save that, when my cat drinks out of my glass, there’s no one to get another glass but me.
September 27th, 2012 at 7:30 am
Seems like a good reason to me.
September 27th, 2012 at 10:11 am
Makes perfect sense
September 27th, 2012 at 10:16 am
He just needs to lick the cat’s butt himself and get over it. Wait, that’s probably not going to go over well.
September 27th, 2012 at 11:40 am
Cat should be drinking Rum, then all is ok.