I have a Masters Degree in Men’s Studies
No, I don’t. It doesn’t exist. But some woman is butthurt when you point that out.
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September 26th, 2012 at 7:28 pm
Can you imagine a Men’s Studies course? Everyone would be finished by noon. We’re just not that complicated.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:13 pm
Chapter one: Beer, Bacon, and other awesome things that begin with B
September 26th, 2012 at 8:48 pm
Chapter Two: Writing one’s name in the snow with pee.
September 27th, 2012 at 1:33 am
Chapter 3 – Seat Up or Seat Down: Telling Your Significant Other To Look Before Sitting To Pee
…..why yes, I am single, why do you ask?
September 27th, 2012 at 3:32 am
Have cats. Seat goes down. I’m sure you can imagine why. Yeah, some of us have cats, and we’re all sensitive and shit, get the fuck over it, or I’ll have to hurt you.
September 27th, 2012 at 7:41 am
Heh. That Dr Smith sure is a spitfire, ain’t she? Indeed. “All is proceeding as I have foreseen.”
Here’s the curricular distinction: when you offer a course on Understanding Women, occasionally a man might take it. Vice versa, and “That’s Not Funny.”
September 27th, 2012 at 9:40 am
I’m going to apply for a grant to get an MA in Caucasian Men’s Studies, with a minor in Celtic Melee Weapons Ethnography. Maybe Brown has a good program for that, or maybe Texas A&M.
September 27th, 2012 at 9:47 am
Checking in with the obligatory “Yeah, I been studyin’ women all my life; damn if I can figger ’em out.”
Glad to get that out of the way.
September 27th, 2012 at 11:26 am
“I have a Masters Degree in Men’s Studies”
For most guys that just means they made it to 30 and they’re still breathing.
September 27th, 2012 at 1:08 pm
Chapter Four — Extending Your Lifespan: Why you shouldn’t tell your girlfriend her little sister is Smokin’ Hawt
September 27th, 2012 at 1:31 pm
Chapter 5 – The Meaning of Life – Food, Sex, and Sleep.
September 28th, 2012 at 11:03 pm
Chapter 6: Why Your Barbecue Grill is One of the Most Magnificent Things Ever Invented.
Chapter 7: As a Man, You Have an Obligation to Learn How to Use Tools.
Chapter 8: Life Can be Hard – But It’s Much Harder When You’re Stupid.
Chapter 9: Alcohol: Advantages and Drawbacks.
Chapter 10: If You Can’t Handle Firearms Safely, Don’t be Surprised if Someone Shitkicks You and Then Revokes Your Man Card.
Whew. Any other suggestions for Man Studies, Gentlemen?