Feeling safer
Brad Pitt feels safer with a gun. No, Mr. Pitt, you are safer with one.
Cars can safely travel at higher speeds. And I’m glad to see Texas upping it to 85MPH in some areas.
It’s funny how they react to it. I mentioned before how they’d gone so long without ever seeing a commercial or a phone with a chord on it. They also didn’t have any idea how to roll down the windows in my F550, which actually has non-automatic windows, which I didn’t think they made anymore*.
But they discovered Google Earth and were checking out our house. Junior went outside to see if The Second could see her. I laughed a lot. Then explained to them that that was an older picture.
* We could have an entire conversation about things that you no longer see in or on cars.
But the president can’t operate one and blames others for it. The latter is expected, of course.
Because he will
But I’ve never seen Joe drink a beer
In defense of the NYPD, the hillbillies didn’t have anyone with a gun potentially shooting back.
After shooting 9 people in a mass shooting that involved mostly NYPD guns, they’ve shot someone else.
CSGV says it’s OK for the .gov to round people up and put them in internment camps. Realizes that was stupid then says they didn’t say it.
Why are anti-gun activists so violent?
I managed to miss that my own blog turned 10 a week ago. Wow.
Really.
Wow.
So, I’m 40 for the better part of the year now. And this changes things when you go for the annual physical, which I had today. They want to scope your front and your rear. I told them I had that done already due to some GI issues blogged a bit back. So, no DP from me this year. Then, he was checking out the franks and beans. Satisfied my dudes weren’t hard as rocks (apparently, when dudes get cancer they become less sensitive and hard as rocks so the test is a squeeze to, I suppose, see if you say “ow! fuck!” or not), he then decided to play with frank with a full on fondle asking about abrasions, injuries and so forth. None I would admit to. While doing so, he looks me in the eye and says “any trouble getting erections?” and I say “No. Do you need to see?” Awkward. But funny and I’d so say it again.
Then the doc plays cave explorer in my pooper for a bit. They should at least leave the room after handing you the tissue to wipe the lube off your bum. Kind of odd doing that in front of someone. And, you know, the fact he’s chatting about things with his finger about 100,000 miles up the Hershey highway just before. But, what else are you supposed to do? Then again, what am I supposed to say that doesn’t sound like it came from a porn movie. Also, according to the doc, if all men lived forever, they’d eventually get prostate cancer. Seems producing ejaculate is not real healthy for you. Though, also according to the doc, getting rid of it regularly is.
And I need an eye appointment. Not to check vision but to check for eye cancer and other things.
Getting old is serious business.
The good news is I’m in good health.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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