Sometimes, this entertaining me thing goes too far
Foul language, you’ve been warned.
Me: Fuck!
Doctor: Did that hurt?
Me: No I have Tourettes. Shit. Cock.
Doctor: *stares*
Me: No, I’m just fucking with you. It hurt.
What do we want? A cure for Tourettes!
When do we want it? Cunt!
October 17th, 2012 at 6:58 pm
Now that’s funny. Way funnier even than VP Biden
October 17th, 2012 at 7:22 pm
You shouldn’t swear. It sounds like shit.
October 17th, 2012 at 7:23 pm
The ankle, Uncle?
October 17th, 2012 at 7:33 pm
I hate when people fucking talk like that.
October 18th, 2012 at 1:37 am
You must be real popular with your doctor.
October 18th, 2012 at 3:16 am
What do we want?
A Cure For Tourettes.
When Do We Want It?
Cunt!
Put that on a T-shirt; I’ll take two (size 3XL please).
October 18th, 2012 at 6:47 am
+1 to Will!
I’ll add it to my ever-growing collection of awesome T-shirts I can’t wear in mixed company!
October 18th, 2012 at 7:04 am
Love this shit.
October 18th, 2012 at 8:39 am
I LOL’ed. 😀
October 18th, 2012 at 9:38 am
Some of my younger relatives would not be impressed, compared to their facebook pages the content-to-swearword ratio is way too high.
October 18th, 2012 at 10:54 am
That is damn funny. Thank you Sir, for the morning laugh.
October 18th, 2012 at 10:57 am
That T-shirt could get you 3-8 months in jail in England!
Makes me want one more.
October 18th, 2012 at 12:31 pm
*snicker*
Well you entertained me too
October 18th, 2012 at 12:43 pm
An Ozzie friend told me this one:
“Why do they call the Holden Commodore a Clitoris?
“Why?”
“Every cunt’s got one.”
October 18th, 2012 at 3:35 pm
I Love It.And I’m With You Bill I Will Take A 3xltall T-Shirt.That Would Be Funnier Than Shit To See On A Shirt.
October 18th, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Uncouth? Where the fuck do you come off with that shit??
October 18th, 2012 at 6:15 pm
I have selective Tourettes! It’s not a regular occurance, but occasionally that kind of horseshit comes out of fucking nowhere!
I may be base… but I’m consistant.
Disavowed With Honor
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:16 pm
Per Will’s request:
What do we want?
A cure for Tourette’s!
When do we want it?
€üиʇ!
2X for me, please!