I told the construction crew they needed to finish the project by end of today. I really don’t want to be held after the end of the world to finish a fiber cable
Last reports say Australia is still with us. Although, I’ve been informed that we have to wait until midnight of the very last spot on the international date line passes. Funny how those Mayans knew about the present lat/long system.
Then again, seeing as the Mayans were taken away on alien spaceships, we might have some visitors tomorrow. Hopefully, they’re not carrying the newest edition of “To Serve Man”.
I work in Emergency Management. I don’t have a protocol for this. I’m going home. In the famous words of Ron White… “Make it count! I don’t want to limp away from this piece of shit!”
December 20th, 2012 at 11:25 am
I thought we were meeting at the dumpster behind the Strawberry Plains Ruby Tuesday?
Left at the sacrifical altar again!
December 20th, 2012 at 11:46 am
I told the construction crew they needed to finish the project by end of today. I really don’t want to be held after the end of the world to finish a fiber cable
December 20th, 2012 at 11:56 am
I’m still debating as to whether I should save the world by maxing out my credit card on booze, table and pole dancers.
December 20th, 2012 at 12:02 pm
Hmmmmm? Should I go to the bunker or just grab a bottle of Scotch and say “F it”? ahhhhh, choices, choices.
December 20th, 2012 at 12:41 pm
rickn8or & Mike E,
Hmmmm. Both good courses of action…… decisions….. I may call in sick (sick can be easily confused with drunk/hungover?).
December 20th, 2012 at 1:44 pm
rickn8or: I’ll bet you any amount of money that the world will not end tomorrow.
That should help you cover the credit cards at the end of the month when the world ends tomorrow.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:04 pm
When do I wish everybody a Happy New B’ak’tun? Friday or Saturday?
December 20th, 2012 at 3:23 pm
Last reports say Australia is still with us. Although, I’ve been informed that we have to wait until midnight of the very last spot on the international date line passes. Funny how those Mayans knew about the present lat/long system.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Then again, seeing as the Mayans were taken away on alien spaceships, we might have some visitors tomorrow. Hopefully, they’re not carrying the newest edition of “To Serve Man”.
December 20th, 2012 at 4:52 pm
*sob* Wait! Wrong emotion! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
December 20th, 2012 at 5:55 pm
I can report from the near future that the morning of the 21st is sunny and mild with fire raining from the skies predicted this afternoon.
December 20th, 2012 at 6:14 pm
When the sun comes p tomorrow my plan is to run outside and shout “He did it. The Doctor saved us!”
December 20th, 2012 at 6:16 pm
Personally, I’m hoping that those new Jello pudding commercials work. Mmm, pudding…
December 20th, 2012 at 10:50 pm
I work in Emergency Management. I don’t have a protocol for this. I’m going home. In the famous words of Ron White… “Make it count! I don’t want to limp away from this piece of shit!”
DWH
December 21st, 2012 at 7:51 am
pfft. The Mayans couldn’t even predict the arrival of the Spanish, and people think they knew when the world is ending?
December 21st, 2012 at 3:47 pm
Assuming the world had ended, how were you going to miss us when you weren’t there, either? Or do you really mean, “I’ll miss my Internet connection”?
(Happy Doomsday!)