Obviously, compensating

for the size of your penis. Hey, if I could shoot my penis at 1,300 FPS and use it to incapacitate a bad guy, I wouldn’t need a gun!

Posted in uncategorized on February 6th, 2013 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |

Siergen Says:
February 6th, 2013 at 8:57 pm
Sometimes, the inability to instantly form a mental image of something you’ve just read is a good thing. This is one of those times.

In contrast, a friend of mine cannot help but form a detailed mental image of whatever he reads. I just forwarded this post to him. He will, of course, plot revenge on me for this… 😉
Cargosquid Says:
February 6th, 2013 at 9:35 pm
I am SOooooo glad that I put down my beer before I read this.
Tirno Says:
February 6th, 2013 at 11:00 pm
Why do I need a firearm? Because if the police arrive in response to my 911 call to find the home invader bleeding out on the floor, and they find out I did that with my penis, they’ll write it down as Aggravated Sexual Assault rather than Justifiable Homicide.

The cops just aren’t receptive to the explanation of “Officer, I was in fear of my life so I dicked my assailant to death.”
Veeshir Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 1:10 am
Hey, if I could shoot my penis at 1,300 FPS and use it to incapacitate a bad guy

Yeah, but you only get one shot.
wasntme Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 1:16 am
That would be pretty rough being a teenager. Thing would be going off left and right.
BobG Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 1:24 pm
If a gun really was a penis substitute, no guy would own a snubbie .38.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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