I have an idea! Let’s take something we don’t like and put the word “assault” in front of it
17 Responses to “I have an idea! Let’s take something we don’t like and put the word “assault” in front of it”
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February 7th, 2013 at 9:14 pm
Assault Unmanned Aerial Vehicle.
February 7th, 2013 at 9:17 pm
Got it in one. Well played.
February 7th, 2013 at 9:21 pm
“Assault Taxes, Assault Liver, Assault Politicians, Assault News Outlets, Assault Hollywood Anti-Gun Action Stars,” keep it comin’ I got a Million of them!
And don’t forget to tip your Waitresses and Bartenders!
February 7th, 2013 at 9:54 pm
Hey, I was gonna say “Assault Liver”!
February 7th, 2013 at 9:57 pm
My dog is familiar with the Assault Magazine.
February 7th, 2013 at 10:52 pm
It gets better — the DPRKalifornia is now trying to ban “Assault Bullets.”
As opposed to the ones that just give hickeys, apparently.
http://www.reddit.com/r/progun/comments/182thy/you_thought_ny_went_full_retard_ca_is_trying_to/
February 8th, 2013 at 2:35 am
I, for one, am sick and bloody tired of all the “Assault [on my rights] Congressmen”. Ban the lot of them. Confiscate them, shred them, and the melt the damn things down.
February 8th, 2013 at 3:45 am
Assault Language – another name for propaganda.
February 8th, 2013 at 11:55 am
Assault politician
February 8th, 2013 at 12:21 pm
Assault language could be called the product of word molesters or, more simply, molesters.
February 8th, 2013 at 9:57 pm
Assault rights politicians…ban’em!!
February 8th, 2013 at 11:54 pm
Assault shoulder things that go up. They’re the most dangerous kind.
February 9th, 2013 at 10:54 pm
Ann Barnhardt came up with this idea and now only posts pictures of Saints carrying the “assault weapon” of their day, the sword.
February 10th, 2013 at 1:41 pm
How about we call the Associated Press the Assault Press
February 10th, 2013 at 2:48 pm
Assault lick, assault shaker…
February 10th, 2013 at 2:58 pm
The other day at The Salt Mines I discovered that the stockpiles of a form we use were bad (old version) so I printed out one copy of the new form, and to the admin area to make copies, announcing that I was going to use the Assault Photocopier and Assault Shredder.
February 11th, 2013 at 6:38 pm
Remember, tactical flashlights need assault batteries.