P90 in 5.7. 50 round mag. Easy to keep on target.
Better choice: pedal to the metal. That kind of action needs an air strike.
Best choice: Make better choices about where to live and shop.
I’m going with the Larry Niven sci-fi response: a high power laser that might not kill, but will produce deep cuts, sizzling flesh, blindness, and a sincere desire among the front rank to move back.
April 2nd, 2013 at 7:15 pm
what caliber? 30…millimeter.
April 2nd, 2013 at 7:29 pm
.303, 8mm, 7.62… don’t matter.
What matters is water cooling.
April 2nd, 2013 at 7:33 pm
Relevant tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TeugTCwuk
April 2nd, 2013 at 7:56 pm
+1 to McThag.
April 2nd, 2013 at 8:36 pm
P90 in 5.7. 50 round mag. Easy to keep on target.
Better choice: pedal to the metal. That kind of action needs an air strike.
Best choice: Make better choices about where to live and shop.
April 2nd, 2013 at 8:49 pm
12 gauge buck and ball from a Mossberg 500 riot gun. Bayonet optional.
April 2nd, 2013 at 9:24 pm
Flamethrower.
April 2nd, 2013 at 9:26 pm
MG42
April 2nd, 2013 at 10:35 pm
Claymore
April 2nd, 2013 at 11:08 pm
88 magnum
April 3rd, 2013 at 4:17 am
What caliber? Water cooling? Seriously? It’s Chicago. Just nuke it.
April 3rd, 2013 at 9:15 am
I’m going with the Larry Niven sci-fi response: a high power laser that might not kill, but will produce deep cuts, sizzling flesh, blindness, and a sincere desire among the front rank to move back.
April 3rd, 2013 at 12:01 pm
Why, that’s Easy!
A Joe Biden-Approved Double Barreled Shotgun loaded with Bird Shot fired over their heads!
Geez Louise, didn’t you guys get the Memo?
April 4th, 2013 at 12:47 pm
Claymores