One benefit of becoming a parent and raising my kids was the previously unreported ninja-like training that kids put their mom & dad through with pointy objects scattered on the floor.
By the time my second child was out of diapers I could wake up, walk downstairs, cross the living and dining rooms to the kitchen and start the coffee, all without turning on the lights and without stepping on, tripping over, stubbing my toes with, or destroying a single child’s toy anywhere on the floors of my home.
June 11th, 2013 at 10:43 pm
If you’ve ever stepped on one in the middle of the night, you know they are already the deadliest thing on earth.
June 12th, 2013 at 10:29 am
One benefit of becoming a parent and raising my kids was the previously unreported ninja-like training that kids put their mom & dad through with pointy objects scattered on the floor.
By the time my second child was out of diapers I could wake up, walk downstairs, cross the living and dining rooms to the kitchen and start the coffee, all without turning on the lights and without stepping on, tripping over, stubbing my toes with, or destroying a single child’s toy anywhere on the floors of my home.
June 12th, 2013 at 1:57 pm
“…the ever-present danger of an uncensored Internet”
June 12th, 2013 at 4:11 pm
Consider the source: New Zealand