Fork you
Lafayette police are investigating a stabbing near downtown, but it wasn’t done with a knife. Officers say three people are recovering after a man stabbed them with a fork Tuesday evening.
Good thing they didn’t have assault forks.
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June 20th, 2013 at 10:08 pm
A guy I work with told me about it this morning. The forker works (worked?) for his in-laws. That’s my town!
This is the town where we ‘go all SWAT on an “uncooperative heifer”‘!
June 20th, 2013 at 10:38 pm
Metal forks usually come in packs of 8, but plastic ones, that can’t be detected by metal detectors, can come in packs of 20 or even 50! Who needs that many forks?!?
June 21st, 2013 at 6:30 am
I heard it had four — maybe even five! — tines. Who needs a fork with such a high carbohydrate delivery capacity? Its not like this man was a soldier who needed the extra carbs for the battlefield. Civilians should be limited to three-tine forks.
June 21st, 2013 at 9:39 am
Just paint it black, then you have an assault fork.
June 21st, 2013 at 12:17 pm
I heard about a guy that has been sharpening his chopsticks in a pencil sharpener. China may soon make everyone eat only with their fingers until someone pokes a finger into someone’s eye.
June 21st, 2013 at 3:45 pm
Then need a limit on the number of tines on a fork. No more than 10 allowed. And no fork shall have a tine more than 1 inch in length.
Do it for the children!
June 21st, 2013 at 5:10 pm
Some of the more crudely made Picatinny rails would almost qualify as assault forks.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX