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Speaking of Illinois, Chicago cops launch pre-crime division

Yeah, that’ll work:

Working from a list of people deemed most likely to become shooters or victims, a Chicago Police commander is expected to start knocking on their doors Friday and deliver letters warning them not to commit any violent crimes.

6 Responses to “Speaking of Illinois, Chicago cops launch pre-crime division”

  1. Huck Says:

    “a Chicago Police commander is expected to start knocking on their doors Friday and deliver letters warning them not to commit any violent crimes.”

    Gee,I was under the impression that LAWS existed for that purpose.

  2. Mike V Says:

    “The letters will warn those on the list that they will face the most serious charges possible if they’re arrested for a violent crime.”

    Does this mean they haven’t already been charging them with the most serious charges possible?

  3. Rivrdog Says:

    Copied from Merrie Olde Englande, I believe. Didn’t work there either…

  4. CMonster Says:

    Sounds like a Philip K. Dick short story.

  5. JKB Says:

    Congratulations! You might already be a criminal.

    Oh, and by the way, if you stop to help a woman stopped on the side of the road, remember not to rape her.

  6. one-eyed Jack Says:

    I got a non-resident letter today. Jack.

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