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Stop Touching It

Remember when we talked about stupid things to do with your gun while on the shitter a couple of times? Another reason why that’s stupid:

A loaded .38-caliber pistol was found wedged into the handicapped brace bar in a stall in the men’s restroom at the McDonald’s restaurant on North Charles Seivers Boulevard, according to a Clinton Police Department report.

So, someone had a gun, took a dump and set it in the handicap brace and forgot it. That’s my guess.

7 Responses to “Stop Touching It”

  1. utf59 Says:

    I read about cases like this from time to time. I wonder how often someone finds a gun, pockets it and tells nobody.

  2. Paul Says:

    “So, someone had a gun, took a dump and set it in the handicap brace and forgot it. That’s my guess.”

    Mine to. I’ve stuck my roscoe (handgun… nothing BUT a handgun mind you) in the brace there in the stall a few times myself. I just never forgot to get it when I pulled my pants up!

  3. Jim Says:

    Lends veracity to the term “pants shitting hysteria” from the GFW crowd.

    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

  4. Roberta X Says:

    “So, someone had a gun, took a dump and set it in the handicap brace and forgot it. That’s my guess.”

    You mean it’s not some dreadful Social-Darwinist street theater directed against the disabled? *Such* a letdown for the paranoid hippies, then. Bummer.

  5. Jeffersonian Says:

    DAMMIT WHY DO I NEVER FIND ANY OF THESE.

  6. Beaumont Says:

    I bet we never hear about a majority of these cases, because the finder says, “Hey, free gun.”

  7. Chas Says:

    The need to take a crap does not invalidate the right to live via self-defense. One instance of forgetfulness does not translate into a death sentence. Fuck the anti-gunners! Fuck every last one of them! Give the gun back. We need to be real, people. A man has a right to live, and forgetting his gun in a toilet stall does not, in any way, change that. There is no toilet stall on this planet that invalidates our basic humanity. We still have a right to live.

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