Once when I worked in a gound floor cubicle maze and saw the posted emergency evacuation map, I paced out the steps, trying to memorize the tactile cues I would use on the route I would need to take while blinded and crawling low to the ground because of poisonous smoke. When the facilities manager asked me what I thought of the map, I pointed out that “in an actual emergency”, the floor-to-ceiling window one third of the way on that evacuation route would be breached by an office chair with me following the chair. She was not amused and did not get the point that I would be dead if I followed her map even when I explained how many precious seconds would be wasted by her plan.
October 7th, 2013 at 12:27 pm
That was great.
October 7th, 2013 at 12:29 pm
Better to start at Part I:
http://thefirearmreport.com/2013/10/an-urban-operators-first-idpa-match-part-1/
(where he even quotes our fair uncle:
Because, Fuck You. That’s why. )
October 8th, 2013 at 12:40 am
Right here, top item.
http://zombietools.net/tools/
October 8th, 2013 at 12:50 am
That was hilarious. I was a bit disappointed he didn’t mention youtube though. LOL!
October 8th, 2013 at 10:12 am
AHAHAHAHAH!
Nice!
October 8th, 2013 at 3:26 pm
Once when I worked in a gound floor cubicle maze and saw the posted emergency evacuation map, I paced out the steps, trying to memorize the tactile cues I would use on the route I would need to take while blinded and crawling low to the ground because of poisonous smoke. When the facilities manager asked me what I thought of the map, I pointed out that “in an actual emergency”, the floor-to-ceiling window one third of the way on that evacuation route would be breached by an office chair with me following the chair. She was not amused and did not get the point that I would be dead if I followed her map even when I explained how many precious seconds would be wasted by her plan.