If sock monkey guns are outlawed, only outlaw sock monkeys will have guns
TSA takes sock monkeys’ toy pistol. I feel safe.
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December 10th, 2013 at 2:06 am
Seen on the web in response to this;
In late breaking news just in. The monkey Rooster Monkburn has been tied to a unknown terrorist cell operating in the US known only as The Jim Henson 5. They are suspected of numerous crimes including the disappearance of the movie star Miss Piggy and her boyfriend Kermit the frog. Mr Monkburn was last seen trying to smuggle a firearm onto a plane while posing as a child’s toy. If you see this criminal do not approach him or try to stop him as he has been known in the past to carry exploding banana’s and assorted other devices. contact your local TSA office A.S.A.P. with location and description of clothing as well as manner of transport if possible. Your help is greatly appreciated in this matter.
December 10th, 2013 at 2:07 am
Seen on the web.
In late breaking news just in. The monkey Rooster Monkburn has been tied to a unknown terrorist cell operating in the US known only as The Jim Henson 5. They are suspected of numerous crimes including the disappearance of the movie star Miss Piggy and her boyfriend Kermit the frog. Mr Monkburn was last seen trying to smuggle a firearm onto a plane while posing as a child’s toy. If you see this criminal do not approach him or try to stop him as he has been known in the past to carry exploding banana’s and assorted other devices. contact your local TSA office A.S.A.P. with location and description of clothing as well as manner of transport if possible. Your help is greatly appreciated in this matter.
December 10th, 2013 at 8:52 am
They could avoid being so stupid as to make national news. They don’t.
December 10th, 2013 at 1:26 pm
“They could avoid being so stupid as to make national news.”
Ah, but the point is to irritate people, and they can’t irritate people unless they’re outrageous enough to make the news. See?
It’s very simple, and yet we fall for it every. Single. Time.