Flowershells
Speaking of derp, a shotgun shell that fires flower seeds. For hippies, I guess. With video:
Speaking of derp, a shotgun shell that fires flower seeds. For hippies, I guess. With video:
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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December 19th, 2013 at 8:52 pm
How are the hippies going to fire these shells? With an illegally borrowed shotgun?
–Matt R.
December 20th, 2013 at 1:35 am
Great! Now grain farmers will have one more thing they have to buy a new herbicide for because some dipshit fired a bunch of free-love shotgun shells in his field and planted it full of noxious weeds.
(Remember the definition of a weed is any plant that ISN’T supposed to be there!)
All The Best,
Frank W. James
December 20th, 2013 at 9:00 am
Lupines? Better back those up with some buckshot for when Dennis Moore comes around.
December 20th, 2013 at 11:04 am
This has got to be based off of an old Pink Panther cartoon, wherein he loaded his shotgun with flower seeds to plant a garden. The Pink Panther shot his neighbor by accident, who then sprouted tons of flowers and promptly keeled over.
My guess is it’s a joke.
December 20th, 2013 at 12:03 pm
I suppose this is supposed to be an ‘innovation’? Like nobody knew about shotgun shells loaded with rock salt or rice?
MC
December 20th, 2013 at 2:12 pm
New one-liner: “I’ll turn your ass into a chia pet.”
December 20th, 2013 at 6:54 pm
Great! The first time someone is actually shot with one of these the Hippies will have Obama will shut down the seed industry! LOL! 🙂
December 20th, 2013 at 6:59 pm
Who plants lupins? And their seeds are beans about the size of butter beans. I think it’s a gag, too.