And I concur:

All persons shopping at a mall must undergo a strict background check, be issued a shopping license, and demonstrate good cause for entering a mall.

Unlicensed persons will be refused entry to a mall, which will reduce crime, as only licensed shoppers will be inside the mall.

I mean, no one needs to go to a mall.

Posted in uncategorized on January 27th, 2014 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |