Such doge
Fred was a police dog but he was fired for being lazy and easily distracted. Happily, he’s off to start his new job. As a cat.
Fred was a police dog but he was fired for being lazy and easily distracted. Happily, he’s off to start his new job. As a cat.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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February 10th, 2014 at 8:49 pm
Probably couldn’t get him to “alert” on a silent command.
February 11th, 2014 at 9:00 am
Hey. Fred found out that he’s eligible for an Obamacare subsidy, and no longer felt the need to work. See how “liberating” it is?
February 11th, 2014 at 10:20 am
Cover up. They found that Fred ordered 2000 boxes of Milk Bones using CI funds and failed his piss test.
February 11th, 2014 at 11:40 am
Fred just wasn’t interested in giving cops permission to violate people.
February 11th, 2014 at 12:48 pm
I wasn’t going to but … dogs bond with their masters and get their cues from them. Including subliminal ones. Check out the handlers’ job performance and attitude first.
February 11th, 2014 at 7:51 pm
Maybe Fred was doing more than just sniffing out contraband…
February 13th, 2014 at 5:34 pm
Lazy and easily distracted? Hmm. I thought that would make him ‘Officer of the Month’ material.