They blow up so fast
Rule # . . . err, I know gun rules. What are the rules for bomb safety?
Good:
A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.
February 11th, 2014 at 8:39 pm
Sounds like something American police would do…
February 11th, 2014 at 8:56 pm
I’m the only one in this room jihadi enough to… BOOM!
February 11th, 2014 at 9:01 pm
Rule #1 – Don’t twitch!
February 11th, 2014 at 9:25 pm
Sounds like they graduated early. Too bad they don’t all do that.
February 11th, 2014 at 10:25 pm
The enginer hoist with his own petard. That Shakespeare was a wise man.
February 11th, 2014 at 11:25 pm
Rule 1: All bombs are always live.
Rule 2: Do not carry your bomb around anything you are not willing to destroy.(1)
Rule 3: Keep your thumb off the bangswitch until you are surrounded by your target.
Rule 4: Be sure of your target and beyond in all directions.(2)
1: O.K. that’s a wide ranging selection. Could even include your students if you don’t like them much.
2. Collateral damage counts too you know.
February 11th, 2014 at 11:28 pm
Achmed the Dead Terrorist comes to mind.
February 12th, 2014 at 11:40 am
“unwittingly”?
He thought the belt was a dummy. Turns out the belt wasn’t the dummy.
February 12th, 2014 at 2:33 pm
Rule 1) Stay away from bombs.
February 12th, 2014 at 6:50 pm
“And my fellow Muslim believers…
THIS is the bang but…”
February 13th, 2014 at 11:38 am
That’s what decades of inbreeding does to folks. Ignorance, poverty and disease rule.