For those who have a problem with guns in the home I suggest they post a sign in front of their homes proclaiming “No guns in the house. Please be gentle 🙂
And, if they are particularly concerned for the safety of their wife or girlfriend, they can add “My old lady has a bad case of the clap” A number of legislators and government officials (in Colorado and elsewhere)have sworn to the effectiveness of this kind of statement.
June 26th, 2014 at 2:07 pm
Hey, I’m with the moron, as long as it is universal…
Homes with guns have the old sign:
“Never Mind the Dog, Beware of Owner” with the cartoon gun muzzle,
Gunless homes have the more contemporary but ubiquitous sign:
“Gun Free Zone” with the pretty red circle/slash.
Then even the dumbest thug would know what to do.
June 26th, 2014 at 2:29 pm
Unc, all you had to do was say “anti-gun”. The “moron” is inclusive. 🙂
June 26th, 2014 at 3:23 pm
That may be the dumbest thing I’ve heard today.
You need to get out more or watch some C-Span.
June 26th, 2014 at 7:31 pm
I do have one of those signs that shows I have a home security system on my house.
Of course I’ve never been worried that I might come home one day to find that somebody broke in and stole my alarm system to sell on the black market.
June 27th, 2014 at 1:54 pm
For those who have a problem with guns in the home I suggest they post a sign in front of their homes proclaiming “No guns in the house. Please be gentle 🙂
And, if they are particularly concerned for the safety of their wife or girlfriend, they can add “My old lady has a bad case of the clap” A number of legislators and government officials (in Colorado and elsewhere)have sworn to the effectiveness of this kind of statement.