Tam on the Curve
Posted in uncategorized on November 23rd, 2014 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |
Depending on how sales for the Curve go, Taurus will unveil the next-gen version: the SweaterPuppy. That’s right, a bra-mounted semiautomatic. Specially designed to enhance recoil.
The SweaterPuppy will be in direct competition with Mr. Johnson, the LBJ-inspired deep covert .380 designed for down-the-undies carry.
To be followed by The Nixon, meant to fit in your ass crack without undue pain.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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November 24th, 2014 at 11:31 am
Depending on how sales for the Curve go, Taurus will unveil the next-gen version: the SweaterPuppy. That’s right, a bra-mounted semiautomatic. Specially designed to enhance recoil.
November 24th, 2014 at 12:31 pm
The SweaterPuppy will be in direct competition with Mr. Johnson, the LBJ-inspired deep covert .380 designed for down-the-undies carry.
To be followed by The Nixon, meant to fit in your ass crack without undue pain.