Because that would be insensitive
I mean, so is sawing a head off but you can’t go putting bacon in dead terrorists’ mouths. Think of the outrage. And think of the waste of bacon.
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January 8th, 2015 at 9:41 pm
Sounds good to me. The outrage would be a feature, not a bug. It would also more clearly show us and the world who’s on what side. After Pearl Harbor, we didn’t publish glowing treatises on the beauty and nobility of the Japanese culture, nor invite emissaries in for Japanese/American outreach programs.. Instead, one U.S. General was quoted as saying that, when he was finished with them, the only place the Japanese language would be spoken is hell. Cartoons were made, depicting the Germans and the Japanese as ridiculous, idiotic little goons. It may not be very Christian, but when you’re forced to kill millions of them to get the rest to stop their bullshit, you just gotta kill ‘em, and demoralizing them is part of the process. The sooner the better, really. Otherwise it only gets worse for everyone on both sides.
What we’ve been doing with all the PC horseshit is encouraging them, Neville Chamberlain style and much worse. Our so-called “leaders” both here and in Europe, are truly insane (e.g. police reduced to responding unarmed, on bicycles). Maybe it’s time we have them involuntarily committed.
January 8th, 2015 at 10:01 pm
I’ve read that Blackjack Pershing did something similar to the Moslem (odd how the spelling changed over the years) Moro rebels in the Philippines to good effect.
January 8th, 2015 at 10:33 pm
What? No scalping or making necklaces out of their finger bones?
January 8th, 2015 at 11:39 pm
Lyle, “when he was finished with them, the only place the Japanese language would be spoken is hell,” was said by Admiral Halsey when he saw Pearl Harbor.
January 9th, 2015 at 10:27 am
Instead our government keeps allowing and even facilitating Muslims to emigrate here. Our problem is that we have had and continue to have treason at the highest levels, a treachery which is spread down through officialdom and the media.
January 9th, 2015 at 12:12 pm
Don’t waste any bacon. Use lard. It is shelf stable, abundant, inexpensive, waterproof, and can easily be smeared ANYWHERE.
January 9th, 2015 at 4:50 pm
Well, then what about a canned ham?
January 9th, 2015 at 5:29 pm
Lard sounds good, washed down with bum wine.
January 9th, 2015 at 6:17 pm
I believe I could sacrifice some bacon out of my occasional breakfasts for a good cause.
January 9th, 2015 at 7:14 pm
Je suis Charles — that would be Charles Martel.
January 9th, 2015 at 7:59 pm
Personally, I see little point in doing this other than to raise the morale of our own troops. On the other hand, some of our own troops are Muslim, so why offend them?
I’d rather the killing was as efficient and as impersonal as possible. Let them think this is a religious war. We know that it’s just a cleanup of a rabies epidemic.
January 9th, 2015 at 9:31 pm
What Oleg said. The taboo against desecrating the dead goes back to the beginning of western civilization. See e.g., “Seven Against Thebes”.
January 10th, 2015 at 1:10 am
Ahh, the Gitmo detainees,
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