Let’s get real: the Millenium Falcon was the Star Wars equivalent of a turbocharged thirty year old pickup truck with 8-track and nekkid lady mudflaps that was always breaking down and the body rusting off. It just happened that when she wasn’t broken, she was awesome, even though the seats were sticky and the windows wouldn’t roll all the way down.
Give me a Baudo Star Yacht any day, but I will have to swap out the hyperdrive, upgrade the sensor suite, tune the sound system and lay in some authentic Naboo granite flooring. Also, I wouldn’t be a Galactic Raygun Association member in good standing if I didn’t replace that popgun laser cannon with a nice six barrel rotary ion cannon.
Your star yacht was never cobbled together from all the models of space ships and military vessels on the shelf at WalMart. Your star yacht exists only in CGI, Completely Goofy Imagination.
February 5th, 2015 at 7:15 pm
Think I would go toward the gyroscopic route and a pair of axial jet engines.
February 5th, 2015 at 11:48 pm
Let’s get real: the Millenium Falcon was the Star Wars equivalent of a turbocharged thirty year old pickup truck with 8-track and nekkid lady mudflaps that was always breaking down and the body rusting off. It just happened that when she wasn’t broken, she was awesome, even though the seats were sticky and the windows wouldn’t roll all the way down.
Give me a Baudo Star Yacht any day, but I will have to swap out the hyperdrive, upgrade the sensor suite, tune the sound system and lay in some authentic Naboo granite flooring. Also, I wouldn’t be a Galactic Raygun Association member in good standing if I didn’t replace that popgun laser cannon with a nice six barrel rotary ion cannon.
February 6th, 2015 at 4:31 pm
Hey, it made the Kessel run in twelve parsecs!
Your star yacht was never cobbled together from all the models of space ships and military vessels on the shelf at WalMart. Your star yacht exists only in CGI, Completely Goofy Imagination.
February 6th, 2015 at 8:55 pm
Shut up! it’s real to me!
*begin nerd slap fight*
February 8th, 2015 at 4:47 pm
I’d prefer a Klingon Warbird, with a decloaking device.