Things I didn’t expect
Queue up the video over at Tam’s. Start reading. And then I hear the phrase “moose cock“. Ok, then.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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May 13th, 2015 at 7:36 pm
Pat’s a one-of-a-kind. 🙂
May 13th, 2015 at 9:01 pm
I spewed when I saw that.
May 13th, 2015 at 9:20 pm
You misspelled, “moose cawwk.”
May 13th, 2015 at 9:58 pm
So … nobody slaps their magazines to make sure they’re seated anymore? Because the sound might give away your position to the target or something?
May 13th, 2015 at 10:16 pm
Oh Lordy, the remix version is even better!I wonder if this is the first time the word “moose cawwk” has ever been autotuned?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1NAaOZTjvk
May 13th, 2015 at 11:26 pm
Yeah, nk, you’re the sole keeper of the ancient mag slapping wisdom. It’s a lot quicker to pull your hand off the mag and slap it than it is to, you know, not let go in the first place and pull. And nobody would ever not slap the mag hard enough. You should hop in there and tell these guys who write up the TTPs that they’re doing it wrong. I can get you email addresses if you want them.
May 14th, 2015 at 12:17 am
Nah. Thanks, anyway, Tam.
May 14th, 2015 at 1:18 am
Do you not care about the lives of America’s fighting men? o.O
May 14th, 2015 at 11:03 am
So…I torched off that video the other day in the living room. Oops. VFTP is normally living room safe.
May 14th, 2015 at 12:01 pm
Don’t worry nk, I spank mine too, just part of the reflex. They know better than to fall out after that.
May 14th, 2015 at 1:59 pm
nk:
Spanking, er, slapping them, works fairly well with the old 20 round straight mags, the curved 30’s, not so much.
May 14th, 2015 at 11:41 pm
I don’t shoot competition. I Use lots of 20 round mags. Slap every one. Have never had one fall out and still think B, B & B is one of the best blogs around. Too funny.