Man hit in penis by banana thrown from a vehicle
I guess it’s a “drive by fruiting“
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July 8th, 2015 at 7:06 pm
I want to know who sold him the banana, what variety of banana it was, and which farming cooperatives and produce markets we might be able to sue, or hold criminally liable, for this atrocity.
Sure; peaceable, mentally stable, law-abiding people should be able to own bananas, but obviously there are people who should not have them. The system failed us in the case, by allowing the wrong person to obtain a banana. Allow easy access to bananas, and you KNOW this sort of thing is going to happen. Clearly there are steps we can take to prevent this sort of thing from happening again.
Did you know that some of the potasium in bananas is radioactive? Don’t take my word for it; look it up! How have we let the un-regulated, radioactive banana trade contine for so long? We must correct this oversight. It’s time for Congress to ACT!
July 8th, 2015 at 7:41 pm
Have a Chiquita and sit the f^^^ down. Or roll around in agony. Either way.
July 8th, 2015 at 10:38 pm
Great pun.
July 9th, 2015 at 8:24 am
Pointed sticks???
July 9th, 2015 at 8:41 am
I’m more impressed by the action of the NHS than anything else.
A whole day off work after getting your whacker not only whacked but split.
“And if we had any real doctors and you had one you could keep it.”
stay safe.
July 9th, 2015 at 1:07 pm
Was the Mrs. Doubtfire reference on purpose?
July 9th, 2015 at 1:08 pm
Sorry, did not mean to embed!
July 9th, 2015 at 7:25 pm
When I was a little kid, I was riding my bike up the street one day, going at a pretty good clip. I saw a city bus coming toward me in the other lane. As it came closer, I noticed some young punk lookin’ dude leaning out the window, sneering and looking right at me. He had something in his hand. He flicked it at me as we passed. In one of those slo-mo action sequence moments, I clearly saw a cherry Life Saver coming right at me. Too late to dodge, it hit me square in the center of the chest. It hurt like hell! Closure speed must have been 50 mph or more. I can still see the look on that punk’s face, too.
July 10th, 2015 at 1:13 am
So fruit flies like a banana after all.
July 10th, 2015 at 1:50 pm
So Minions were driving?