Domestic assault with a three-dimensional devices designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs
Posted in uncategorized on July 16th, 2015 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |
Stop being paranoid. We don’t want to ban ALL dildos, just those few types of dildos preferred by criminals.
“Kielhurn (the dildo wielder) is a former New York State corrections officer…”
Well there’s your problem right there.
“…who also owned a cleaning company in Long Island before being arrested in 1996.
She was in North Carolina when an officer found her passed out and drunk in the driver’s seat of her rental car” (with twenty five kilos of cocaine).
Moral to the story; don’t hook up with a corrections officer from New York. Jeeze.
So there you see; dildos don’t assault people, coke dealing corrections officers assault people.
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July 16th, 2015 at 11:09 pm
Stop being paranoid. We don’t want to ban ALL dildos, just those few types of dildos preferred by criminals.
“Kielhurn (the dildo wielder) is a former New York State corrections officer…”
Well there’s your problem right there.
“…who also owned a cleaning company in Long Island before being arrested in 1996.
She was in North Carolina when an officer found her passed out and drunk in the driver’s seat of her rental car” (with twenty five kilos of cocaine).
Moral to the story; don’t hook up with a corrections officer from New York. Jeeze.
So there you see; dildos don’t assault people, coke dealing corrections officers assault people.