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August 11th, 2015 at 3:30 am
Hmm. I though that’s why we paid bazillions of dollars to the military, so they could…what’s the word, “train” people, to do stuff, with weapons, and stuff, including handguns. So then a sheriff has to train them on his own time. Some people would believe that U.S. Military personnel are the most highly, super duper trained, disciplined and skilled killers in all the known universe, so shouldn’t they come out of boot camp and be able to teach any sheriff a thing or three?
OK, so something is totally, utterly and completely efffed up. Wait; so the sheriff gets before, or after they’ve had their military, super, disciplined, duper training?
Surely, once a person is a “current military member” you’d think they would have had extensive training in the use of small arms. No? We’re fucked. But OK, I can see that military members don’t always have to be able to use weapons, but then why do we have a fucking military?
Seems to me then all we need are a few sheriffs and few hundred thousand dollars. Those few sheriffs can train hundreds of current military members on how to use a fucking gun, then each of them can train a few hundred more, etc. So for a few hundred thousand dollars we’d apparently have a better military than the one we’re paying several nations’ whole GDPs for now.
“I consider the military to be part of our law enforcement family,” Jones said.
Really? We’re fucked then. Here and there I’ve been sarcastic about retarded cops who refer to you and me as “civilians” (as though they aren’t) but here this guy comes right out and says that military and law enforcement are same thing. Oh boy. So my jokes are already a full on reality, and that fuck probably wouldn’t understand what my problem is.