What is this? I don’t even
In some bizarre Markley’s Law comes to life moment, comes balls that mount to a picatinny rail:
I guess it appeals to the same sort of person who buys truck nuts.
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February 25th, 2016 at 6:43 pm
Please make sure Joe Huffman adds this item to his Markley’s Law posts.
February 25th, 2016 at 6:52 pm
Well, if you really want to stroke a pair of testicles while shooting, I guess this fills that niche…
February 25th, 2016 at 7:09 pm
Show everyone else on the the range your nuts!
February 25th, 2016 at 7:15 pm
No word yet on developing ovaries for the ladies.
February 25th, 2016 at 7:49 pm
I remember seeing discussion about this, if only for the purpose of forcing the BATFE to issue an official determination as to whether it was a VFG or not.
February 25th, 2016 at 8:09 pm
siege – funny. Is that a LBR (Large Ball Rifle)? That’ll be $200 please.
February 25th, 2016 at 8:44 pm
Not amused.
February 25th, 2016 at 10:38 pm
Dawg we heard you were compensatin’, so we put compensators on your compensator.
February 25th, 2016 at 11:10 pm
If there’s some weight in them, maybe it would help reduce recoil?
February 25th, 2016 at 11:14 pm
First thing I thought was there is no way you can classify that as anything more than decoration. No little white guy like me wants to grab big black balls, nor any balls but I think I would get beat up worse by the owner of big black balls.
February 25th, 2016 at 11:18 pm
There’s precedent.
February 25th, 2016 at 11:41 pm
That’s so gay
February 26th, 2016 at 8:09 am
“That Guy” designs AR furniture.
February 26th, 2016 at 10:28 am
Uncle, did you pose for that? Jack.
February 26th, 2016 at 11:27 am
Those are obviously a pair of castanets – for those whose rifle is TOO quiet.
February 26th, 2016 at 12:15 pm
Who knows, maybe in a defensive situation it’ll cause the bad buy to pause for a couple seconds trying to figure out if he’s actually looking at a pair of nads on a rifle. Advantage goes to the good guy.
February 26th, 2016 at 2:54 pm
Possibly THE definitive example of “leaning into the opposition”. I’ll stick with “hold what I’ve got” personally, but YMMV as the saying goes.
February 26th, 2016 at 8:32 pm
So don’t put ’em on your rifle.
Put them instead on your rail equipped tactical mug.
Put ’em on the mug at the 3 o’clock position if you’re right handed (where the handle is 12 o’clock) or 9 o’clock if you’re left handed.
Because if you buy these, you deserve to have balls dangling in front of your chin.
February 27th, 2016 at 12:39 am
I think this might be first used well by certain ladies that naturally get a firm well supported grip on this shape. Do you like green eggs and ham? Try it and you may I say.
February 27th, 2016 at 12:58 am
A pair of big balls on a wimpy 5.56MM? BWAhaha!
If they go with anything it should a rifle like my .45-70 Marlin. Not that I’d want ’em. 🙂
February 27th, 2016 at 7:12 pm
Obvious compensating.
February 27th, 2016 at 8:24 pm
Do they come in white for the Turner Diaries crowd?
February 27th, 2016 at 11:55 pm
So….what comes out of the barre…….I don’t want to know…
March 1st, 2016 at 5:52 am
1. Sigivald: Would one use the ‘Teacup’ hold, perhaps?
2. Nate: Natural progression- penis-shaped VFG for the ladies.
3. Huck: How about on an AR-10?
4. Kristophr: White balls on an EBR? Srsly? (Besides, they’d be so much smaller…)
5. SD3: What comes out the barrel? Why, ball ammunition, natch.