Unc, you need to upgrade to the ubertacticool TITANIUM spork. Some of them even have carabiners built into the handle, or even a folding handle, making them ASSAULT sporks!
I just wanted to express my distaste for all things spork-like. (I guess those ones with a real fork on one end and a spoon on the other are OK)
Also, I’m not going to add anything titanium to my gear unless it’s covered with a blingy but otherwise non-function cosmetic coating of titanium-nitrate.
May 16th, 2016 at 6:53 pm
What, no range report? Does it come in FDE?
May 16th, 2016 at 7:14 pm
The Eat N Tool 9100Kc needs a picatinny rail mount. Put it next to your flashlight.
May 16th, 2016 at 7:34 pm
Unc, you need to upgrade to the ubertacticool TITANIUM spork. Some of them even have carabiners built into the handle, or even a folding handle, making them ASSAULT sporks!
https://www.google.com/search?q=titanium+spork&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#tbs=vw:l,mr:1&tbm=shop&q=titanium+spork&tbas=0
May 17th, 2016 at 6:40 am
Your meme compelled me to look for tactical things and………….. well, a fool and their money are soon separated.
May 17th, 2016 at 10:00 am
Maybe if it was just a spoon…but at least it’s cheap.
May 17th, 2016 at 1:08 pm
I’ll stick with my tactical coffee, which as Robert DeNiro showed in ‘Ronin’ can be deployed strategically as well.
May 17th, 2016 at 2:55 pm
I just wanted to express my distaste for all things spork-like. (I guess those ones with a real fork on one end and a spoon on the other are OK)
Also, I’m not going to add anything titanium to my gear unless it’s covered with a blingy but otherwise non-function cosmetic coating of titanium-nitrate.
Hey, a guy has to have (gold-colored) standards.
May 17th, 2016 at 9:02 pm
Am I the only one that bought a TAD Gear folding tactical spork back in the day?