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Obviously, a serious threat to the homeland

Having rid the world of terrorism: Homeland Security Helps Take Down Unlicensed Massage Therapists

8 Responses to “Obviously, a serious threat to the homeland”

  1. Lyle Says:

    Just another progression in the advancement of the coercive/authoritarian system.

  2. Sigivald Says:

    Note that the “Office of Homeland Security” here is not the Federal Department of Homeland Security.

    It’s a Dupahe County institution.

    It’s even more a mystery why they’d be involved than if it was DHS, which might have a legitimate-ish Immigration-related role, potentially.

    Maybe they were just really not very busy?

    I mean, it’s not like you can actively fight terror or prepare for emergencies all that much just West of Chicago…?

  3. Sigivald Says:

    (typo – DuPage County)

  4. Fred Says:

    “unlicensed” – Don’t pay the fee, don’t get the permission slip, get huge fines and/or go to jail.

  5. mikee Says:

    Hey, if I was an underpaid security professional working for a county Homeland Security operation, I’d much rather go undercover within the local massage parlors than at the local radical Islamic mosque! Who wouldn’t?

  6. Lyle Says:

    Follow the money. Which politician’s relative is the licensed massage therapist?

  7. JK Brown Says:

    They hate us because some rub people the wrong way?

  8. harp1034 Says:

    If it was the feds then it was most likely ICE looking for illegal aliens.

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