Obviously, a serious threat to the homeland
Having rid the world of terrorism: Homeland Security Helps Take Down Unlicensed Massage Therapists
Having rid the world of terrorism: Homeland Security Helps Take Down Unlicensed Massage Therapists
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May 16th, 2016 at 6:47 pm
Just another progression in the advancement of the coercive/authoritarian system.
May 16th, 2016 at 6:49 pm
Note that the “Office of Homeland Security” here is not the Federal Department of Homeland Security.
It’s a Dupahe County institution.
It’s even more a mystery why they’d be involved than if it was DHS, which might have a legitimate-ish Immigration-related role, potentially.
Maybe they were just really not very busy?
I mean, it’s not like you can actively fight terror or prepare for emergencies all that much just West of Chicago…?
May 16th, 2016 at 6:49 pm
(typo – DuPage County)
May 16th, 2016 at 7:08 pm
“unlicensed” – Don’t pay the fee, don’t get the permission slip, get huge fines and/or go to jail.
May 16th, 2016 at 7:27 pm
Hey, if I was an underpaid security professional working for a county Homeland Security operation, I’d much rather go undercover within the local massage parlors than at the local radical Islamic mosque! Who wouldn’t?
May 17th, 2016 at 2:36 am
Follow the money. Which politician’s relative is the licensed massage therapist?
May 17th, 2016 at 1:02 pm
They hate us because some rub people the wrong way?
May 17th, 2016 at 11:31 pm
If it was the feds then it was most likely ICE looking for illegal aliens.