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Because they haven’t been up until now

The Paper of Making Up The Record is going to change and be all honest and stuff:

As we reflect on this weeks momentous result (Hillary losing despite their shilling – ed), and the months of reporting and polling that preceded it, we aim to rededicate ourselves to the fundamental mission of Times journalism. That is to report America and the world honestly, without fear or favor, striving always to understand and reflect all political perspectives and life experiences in the stories that we bring to you

Could have done that all along.

7 Responses to “Because they haven’t been up until now”

  1. Huck Says:

    They didn’t start the story off with “once upon a time” like all fairy tales do.

    I cant believe that the Times actually think that folks are going to believe that they’ll do a complete 180 and actually be honest, unbiased journalists after being lying biased sacks of shit for decades.

  2. Stretch Says:

    So?
    They took down Walter Duranty’s Pulitzer?

  3. Ride Fast Says:

    They should publish a list of their lies to show us they’re serious. They could start with Kitty Genovese in 1964.

  4. JTC Says:

    “…to hold power to account, impartially and unflinchingly. You can rely on The New York Times to bring the same fairness, the same level of scrutiny, the same independence to our coverage of the new president and his team.”

    Starting 11/8/16. Hahaha…oh man these lefties and their sad is killin’ me!

    And how can they live now that Fakebook and Goggle won’t be promo’ing their fake news?

  5. HL Says:

    LOL, of course the times will do a 180…they are going to have a President they don’t like!

  6. mikee Says:

    It is gratifying to see conservative predictions come true. Many have written that the only way to have the press act as an independent and objective reporter of the presidency was to have a Republican white male in that office. And voila! It is so!

    I, for one, look forward to the hard-hitting, no punches pulled Times reporting on the new AG’s appointment of a special prosecutor to investigate the Clinton Foundation.

  7. chiefjaybob Says:

    The front page of nytimes.com today:
    1.Trump Disputes Reports of Disarray
    2. Congress resists Trumps Call for Term Limits
    3. Megyn Kelly’s Cautionary Tale of Crossing Trump
    4. Douthat op-ed: A Populism Unready for Power
    5. Friedman op-ed: Mr. Trump, Climate Change is No Hoax
    6. Op-Ed: Coal isn’t Coming Back

    I’ll guess they’ll start that whole objectivity thing later.

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