Somewhere in a newsroom earlier today
*Reports come in that Ohio State University is reporting an active shooter on campus*
“Quick, gin up our prepared in advance gun violence, mass shooting, AR-15s are the devil narrative. Yeah, and call in those fake experts we get to come in and scare everyone about gun violence, mass shootings and AR-15s and tell them to put on their pantsuits and bowties for the TeeVee tonight”
“Oh, while we’re at it, listen to those police scanners and get the suspect’s name and look for him on facebook to see if he’s a Trump voter or has ties to the Tea Party”
*time passes. Bloviating on TeeVee ensues*
“Sir, new information. Yeah, there was no shooting. Turns out the guy used a car and a butcher knife”
“Well, we can’t run with the original plan. Anything else?”
“Yeah, the suspect is a Somali guy with a funny name.”
*mumble mumble*
Update: Meanwhile, Shannon Watts beclowns herself.
November 28th, 2016 at 7:02 pm
Shannon Watts beclowns herself. We call that “Monday”.
November 28th, 2016 at 9:14 pm
Hey, *there’s* an investigative line of inquiry……..find out if the legal resident (non-citizen) voted!
November 28th, 2016 at 9:20 pm
Does Watts ever take off the clown makeup?
November 28th, 2016 at 9:42 pm
�Well, we can�t run with the original plan.”
Oh but they can, and they did:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/livecoverage/breaking-news-now/lc-AAkRC3r
“Updating in real time” it says. Those updates show there was no gun, the dude was a Somali, and he had been dead for some time. But what does that headline still say?
November 29th, 2016 at 12:35 am
So in other countries every student gets their own personal police officer or security team? That’s about the only way you can reasonably claim their students are perpetually protected by the state.
November 30th, 2016 at 12:57 pm
“Let’s not jump to conclusions… uhh it’s a Muslim.”
November 30th, 2016 at 3:35 pm
And the motive is a mystery