Life in the future
Hipsters play Russian roulette with guns that emit an electric shock.
Cyborg dragonflies. Yeah, that’s right.
Hipsters play Russian roulette with guns that emit an electric shock.
Cyborg dragonflies. Yeah, that’s right.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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January 27th, 2017 at 11:31 am
My kids used to shuffle around on nylon carpet in the winter, then touch doorknobs for a shock. Or try to touch me, to shock me. Or the dog. Or cat. Or each other. My kids were hipsters before it was cool.
January 30th, 2017 at 8:56 am
Unfortunately for hipsters, those resemble real firearms just enough that someday they’ll mistake their boyfriends’ k-frames for the stun guns & splatter their gray matter on perfectly good carpet.