Assault Trombone:
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Posted in uncategorized on February 16th, 2017 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |
In my misspent youth, I found a trombone made an excellent blowgun once you took the slide off. A lot of unneeded stuff, it’s true, but just put the slide back on and nobody will suspect you.
But no one NEEDS a high capacity assault trombone!
It’s a fart gun.
Father Of The Year!
Heck, I can make that noise without the hardware.
Just stay upwind of me and control any ignition sources.
But I have to say, that right there is pretty good.
Indeed, I might not find the device particularly terrifying, but I’d definitely want to move upwind of it.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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February 16th, 2017 at 8:40 pm
In my misspent youth, I found a trombone made an excellent blowgun once you took the slide off. A lot of unneeded stuff, it’s true, but just put the slide back on and nobody will suspect you.
February 16th, 2017 at 9:26 pm
But no one NEEDS a high capacity assault trombone!
February 16th, 2017 at 9:36 pm
It’s a fart gun.
February 17th, 2017 at 11:28 am
Father Of The Year!
February 17th, 2017 at 1:03 pm
Heck, I can make that noise without the hardware.
Just stay upwind of me and control any ignition sources.
But I have to say, that right there is pretty good.
February 17th, 2017 at 3:56 pm
Indeed, I might not find the device particularly terrifying, but I’d definitely want to move upwind of it.