Back a long, long time ago, me and my grandmother drove to Florida to visit my older brother for a week. We got to his apartment, and knocked on the door.
Hello! (In my brothers voice)
Hey! we’re here! Open the door Bruce!
Hello!
Repeat etc. etc.
We couldn’t figure out what was going on, until he showed up about 30 min later.
A neighbor with an African Gray went nearly insane as the bird got excited and did its imitation of a car alarm every time the husband came home from work. Or entered the room where the bird was. Or sometimes just in the middle of the night. Or during dinner. Or….
September 21st, 2017 at 6:20 pm
The future is stupid.
(Stolen from someone over at AoSHQ, but I can’t remember who.)
September 21st, 2017 at 6:40 pm
I delete my card after every order. I shop there way less than I did before they kept your card on file automatically.
September 21st, 2017 at 6:42 pm
Back a long, long time ago, me and my grandmother drove to Florida to visit my older brother for a week. We got to his apartment, and knocked on the door.
Hello! (In my brothers voice)
Hey! we’re here! Open the door Bruce!
Hello!
Repeat etc. etc.
We couldn’t figure out what was going on, until he showed up about 30 min later.
“Oh, you’re here early!”
It was his parrot, which we didn’t know he had.
September 22nd, 2017 at 7:38 am
Oh, JayBob: https://www.saysuncle.com/index.php?s=the+future+is+stupid
September 23rd, 2017 at 7:32 pm
I’d go long on Mondelez stocks. Going to be a lot of saltines changing hands. Er, beaks.
September 26th, 2017 at 4:24 pm
A neighbor with an African Gray went nearly insane as the bird got excited and did its imitation of a car alarm every time the husband came home from work. Or entered the room where the bird was. Or sometimes just in the middle of the night. Or during dinner. Or….