Well then it’s a small step to add an espresso maker. And there’s precident for that too, in military history. Enter the musket buttstock-mounted coffee grinder, which was actually a thing.
Fire-roasting a chicken using a bayonet as a spit has been around quite a while, too. I’d guess more chickens have been impaled by bayonets than ever were enemies.
What’s that you like to say…”the future is stupid.”
Sometimes the present is pretty stupid too.
Why not just stay home in Mom’s basement and do your “hunting” on the video game console…maybe she’ll make you some nice cookies and cocoa too. Pussies.
November 28th, 2017 at 8:20 pm
Well then it’s a small step to add an espresso maker. And there’s precident for that too, in military history. Enter the musket buttstock-mounted coffee grinder, which was actually a thing.
November 29th, 2017 at 1:37 pm
Fire-roasting a chicken using a bayonet as a spit has been around quite a while, too. I’d guess more chickens have been impaled by bayonets than ever were enemies.
November 29th, 2017 at 5:43 pm
What’s that you like to say…”the future is stupid.”
Sometimes the present is pretty stupid too.
Why not just stay home in Mom’s basement and do your “hunting” on the video game console…maybe she’ll make you some nice cookies and cocoa too. Pussies.
November 30th, 2017 at 3:25 pm
a good idea, would certainly help with cold hunts, but… a remote control and an app and not a button?
The minds of German engineering.
December 5th, 2017 at 10:30 am
A less expensive alternative is to tie oily rags around your ankles so the ants don’t crawl up and bite your candy ass…