Bear in mind this man is a sitting US senator
Chuck Schumer on Tide Pods: I saw one on my staffer’s desk and I wanted to eat it.
Ugh.
Chuck Schumer on Tide Pods: I saw one on my staffer’s desk and I wanted to eat it.
Ugh.
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January 23rd, 2018 at 7:23 pm
Then I guess we can expect them to be regulating the shit out of these with 30 labels and warnings and price controls and TV PSAs and swat teams. Maybe a whole new department called the Don’t Ingest Pretty Shiny Household Interesting Things (DIPSHIT) Agency…for your protection of course.
January 23rd, 2018 at 7:43 pm
Fred you obviously don’t have a pack of them in your laundry room. They are already festooned with warnings.
If Chuckey is such a buffoon, he probably should have snacked down a few of them!
January 23rd, 2018 at 7:44 pm
Senator Schumer, PLEASE feel free to eat as many of those as you want!
January 23rd, 2018 at 8:51 pm
What a gigantic fucking liar. Why would a staffer in a Senator’s office have a goddamn laundry detergent pod sitting on their desk. Can a politician anywhere open their mouths without lying???
January 23rd, 2018 at 8:53 pm
Open their MOUTH. Bad grammar will sink a nation.
Then again, they are all two-faced and/or talk out of both sides of their mouth so maybe the first way was correct, after all.
January 23rd, 2018 at 11:03 pm
Chief, when using the term “politician”, “liar” is inclusive.
January 24th, 2018 at 8:38 am
Yeah, because I usually carry a few tide pods around in my pocket. My wife wants to keep them next to the washer/dryer, but I think we should store them in the cookie jar.
January 24th, 2018 at 8:39 am
This is just Schumer trying to get in front of a story. The most dangerous place in Washington is between Chuck Schumer and a microphone.
January 24th, 2018 at 9:47 am
He’d probably be a better person for it.
January 24th, 2018 at 1:07 pm
Be nice to have a clean politician.
January 24th, 2018 at 3:06 pm
Bet you can’t eat 10!
Oh please, please, please gorge yourself Chuck.
January 24th, 2018 at 4:15 pm
Adults with dementia are evidently the biggest group of people who eat laundry pods and die.
(As read elsewhere, “shiny, brightly colored, and plump” tells our monkey brains “this is incredibly nutrient dense fruit, eat it right now“, so it’s understandable.
I don’t strictly mean to accuse Schumer of being senile, but that is a real thing.
Schumer, of course, is just an opportunistic scold trying to Appear Concerned.)
January 24th, 2018 at 5:07 pm
I still call bullshit. Who would have them laying around their desk at work? Typical Schumer trying to make himself part of the story.