We must ban pens
Flight diverted after man armed with a pen tries to take a hostage. Soon, these will be assault style pens. I have a couple and they’re great.
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April 16th, 2018 at 4:21 pm
“Soon, these will be assault style pens. I have a couple and they’re great.”
Are they high powered?
April 16th, 2018 at 5:05 pm
goddammit. at this point, it won’t be long before they ban me from flying with my fountain pens. couldn’t that asshole have used his belt as a whip instead? once they try to ban belts, at least the security theater will be somewhat funny.
April 16th, 2018 at 5:58 pm
I like the CRKT model. It’s been my go to daily pen for years. Have a pen that I can write with vertically, on oily surfaces and most importantly all the annoying thermal paper is great!
April 17th, 2018 at 1:52 am
And forks, they make people fat!
April 17th, 2018 at 2:10 am
Corporations make people fat, by selling food that people like. BASTARDS!
You can ban the forks, but so long as there’s any food that anyone likes, some people will eat too much of it. You now have the solution.
Get busy, all you Progressives! So long as people can still eat, some will get fat, so your busy-body dipshit interference work is still not done. So long as anything bad is still physically possible, there’s still more coercion to be perpetrated.
April 17th, 2018 at 8:12 pm
Speaking of CRKT,
Anyone know which model the new NETFLIX “Lost in Space” show is using? It plays a minor role in the first episode. Each ship seems to be similarly equipped. Very excellent product placement if intentional. Haven’t had one in a few years and was going to buy a few to hand out to family and Sci Fi nerd buddies.