Was it an assault woodwind?
Cops get called about a man carrying a rifle. It was a bassoon.
And “assault woodwind” would make for a great band name.
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October 15th, 2018 at 7:29 pm
If you want an assault woodwint, may I suggest a shawm?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawm
October 15th, 2018 at 11:03 pm
In fact, they look much more like an anti-tank weapon.
“Bazooka” is named after a comedy instrument that almost certainly was a deliberate mispronunciation.
You ought to see Peter Schickele play one.
October 16th, 2018 at 4:08 pm
The Nebraska Guitar Militia might still be around.
Is a bagpipe a woodwind? I think so, and it’s definitely an assault weapon.