My church *refuses* to seriously discuss these threats. Their “big answer” is, we’ll post the head usher at the front door to meet any strangers who wander in.
I told them, “If God-forbid this ever happens, you’ll know this is an emergency when you hear a single gun shot. About 10 seconds later, a maniac will be in the sanctuary. The only person who will stop him is someone (me) who doesn’t obey your silly ‘rules’.
March 18th, 2019 at 7:48 pm
My church *refuses* to seriously discuss these threats. Their “big answer” is, we’ll post the head usher at the front door to meet any strangers who wander in.
I told them, “If God-forbid this ever happens, you’ll know this is an emergency when you hear a single gun shot. About 10 seconds later, a maniac will be in the sanctuary. The only person who will stop him is someone (me) who doesn’t obey your silly ‘rules’.
March 20th, 2019 at 11:04 am
Ocarina-Quartet doesn’t have to be smart. She’s a faceplate/sock puppet.
March 20th, 2019 at 12:15 pm
you do know that the Babylon Bee is a farce site, right? Sort of a conservative Onion.