Ah, the internet
So, here’s a breathless piece about “gun porn”. I’m laughing that a term I invented is giving someone a case of the vapors.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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April 1st, 2019 at 5:59 pm
Hollywood (Jesuit Theatre) has been engaged in some form of gun porn since the days of silent movies, and NOW someone has a problem?
I guess it’s OK when they show people getting brutally murdered any time you glance at a movie screen, but when we show photos of our guns in peaceful settings, we’re the bad guys.
Uh…no. It ain’t gonna work that way here, bitches. Let the bitches take the blame for being the bitches that bitches will naturally be. They can find some nice place to bang their heads against a wall. Whatever. We’ll keep being honest and peaceful, building things, fixing things, supposring ourselves and others, and showing photos of our guns.
This brings up the question; what else will the Romish bitches, leftists, Marxists, occultists and common criminals come with to pretend to freak out over, and blame us for, next? There’s always something.
Maybe we should start a list, and see who gets it right. Will they riot in the streets over the mating habits of the South American Wombat, or clog up traffic, carrying signs George Soros bought them, in outrage over the price of bubble gum?
April 1st, 2019 at 8:52 pm
The first “gun porn” of which I am aware was the “stacked and Packed” calendars of T&A plus guns, sold annually by radio talk show host, Watergate felon, and all around dude G. Gordon Liddy. The calendars go back at least into the 1990s.
April 1st, 2019 at 9:01 pm
So which is it, are these eevill things visiting rampant “gun violence” on the innocents or are the guns themselves the victims of “gun deaths”? Effing idiots.
And did that piece just say those “gun deaths” are down about 70% since 2017?
Weird that I don’t really recall any similar cultural hit pieces over all the rapper thugs etc. posting with their double-fisted sideways Glocks with semi-naked wannabe women hanging all over them. Huh.
Good pics of that cute little snow/gun bunny though. Nice.
April 1st, 2019 at 10:05 pm
I thought you invented Gun Pron.
April 2nd, 2019 at 8:57 am
Bob Greene, a virulently anti-gun columnist for the Chicago Tribune (later forced to resign for some weirdness with a 17-year old), was calling gun magazines “p**nography” in the 1970s-80s. But not “gun p**n”. I’ll grant Uncle the trademark.