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A Blogging Record?

My daughter, who is 13 days old, may be the youngest blogger ever. I decided to turn her loose on the keyboard and see what happens. Using mostly her feet, here’s what she had to say:

v vnnbjhtg mjk;lnl’
kjhfstf bn nmb bn n,l m;’ m, m;’
.; .m; nl,

Ain’t that cute and insightful?

13 Responses to “A Blogging Record?”

  1. North Georgia Dogma » An early start Says:

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  2. skb Says:

    Hahah. I thought maybe you had Bill Hobbs guest posting there for a minute. Nice!

  3. mike hollihan Says:

    “kjhfstf”? I almost sprayed soda all over my monitor! LOL.

  4. Les Jones Says:

    When she’s old enough for solid food you can feed her Alpha Bits cereal and see what she “says” ten minutes later.

    Ah, barf jokes.

  5. Brian A. Says:

    Looks like she’s set to blog at The Corner!

  6. Indigo Says:

    Watch out for that little pinky finger. I’m assuming that’s why she was using her feet to type, right?

  7. Robert Douglas Says:

    I am going to have to disagree. She argues “kjhfstf bn nmb bn n,l m;’ m, m;’
    “, but I am fairly certain that the situation would call for kjfgks op nmb n,jjjo;’ c,

    But, that is just my opinion.

  8. tgirsch Says:

    13-days old, and she’s already one of the most coherent right-wing bloggers on the web. 😉

  9. Barry Says:

    No, I’m fairly certain she’s either saying, “No Blood for kjhfstf!” or “Bush Lied, People mjk;lnl!”

    Or it could just be incoherent nonsense…

    Naaah.

  10. Justin Says:

    v vnnbjhtg mjk;lnl’
    kjhfstf bn nmb bn n,l m;’ m, m;’
    .; .m; nl,

    She’s voting for Nader?!?!

  11. Gunner Says:

    v vnnbjhtg mjk;lnl’
    it should have read
    v vnnbjhtg lnl’ mjk;
    She used the wrong tense people.

  12. homebru Says:

    Dare you to send her comments as a letter to the editor of the NYTimes.

  13. triticale Says:

    She used the wrong tense people.

    Which tense people should she have used?

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