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SayUncle v. Professional Privilege Taxes – updated

The story so far. A new twist to the tale of me and my privilege to be allowed to engage in my chosen profession. The latest conversation:

SayUncle: Hello

Tax Collector: This is blah-blah-blah from the waivers department calling about your request for a waiver for penalties on your Professional Privilege Tax payment.

SayUncle: You have a waivers department?

Tax Collector: Yes.

SayUncle: Odd. So, you have an entire department dedicated to the fact you guys make a lot of mistakes.

Tax Collector: Sir?

SayUncle: Nothing. How can I help you, ma’am?

Tax Collector: Well, we show your address as [old address from a number of years back] and I have this letter from you requesting a waiver.

SayUncle: I no longer live there. Like I told the last guy, I let you guys know that via your handy little website that exists expressly for the purpose of letting you know that.

Tax Collector: We need to get your current address.

SayUncle: Well, on that letter that you have, just below the words I can be reached at.

Tax Collector: Yeah.

SayUncle: Well, you’ll notice that the first line ends in the word Road and the second line, oddly enough, ends in a five digit number. We commonly call that a zip-code. It typically indicates that, uh, that would be an address.

Tax Collector: *silence*

SayUncle: It also matches the top left portion of that thing it came in. You know, an envelope?

Tax Collector: So your current address is?

SayUncle: My address is blah-blah-blah.

Tax Collector: Thank you, sir.

SayUncle: Have a good day.

Wow. Just wow.

4 Responses to “SayUncle v. Professional Privilege Taxes – updated”

  1. Ravenwood Says:

    I bet you get at least three more calls about it.

  2. Joe Says:

    AND YOU’RE SURPRISED…WHY??!!

  3. HBG Says:

    Your tax dollars at work.

  4. JustDoIt Says:

    “We’re from the government. We’re here to hep you.”

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