They Can’t Help It
Turns out, PSH may be a condition.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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September 6th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
I just always figured it was a case of being “logically challenged”, to be PC about it…
September 6th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
There is no right or wrong, just the inability to get along. Therefore you must either agree with me or be accused of causing an argument.
It takes two to make a fight, so stop fighting me.
If you don’t have anything nice to say about me, you must refrain from criticizing anything I choose to do to you.
If anything I do to you makes you angry, it proves you are a hateful person.
If you cannot accept what I do to you, it means you are closed-minded.
If you don’t give me what I want, it proves you are materialistic and selfish.
September 6th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Lyle, do you mind if I use that sometimes? That is the most succinct and accurate description of the loonies I have ever seen.
September 6th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
I have to add that I don’t think the loonie are just loony, I also think they are evil and that little comment of yours make it so apparrent.
September 6th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
Does this mean they get a handicapped parking sticker?
September 6th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
liberals in a nutshell…
“Help, help, let us out of this nutshell!” … Yeah, ok, that was pretty bad. But can you blame me? Anywise, this gem was found at Say Uncle. There is no right or wrong, just the inability to get along…….
September 7th, 2007 at 8:58 am
[…] thinks we should take advantage of the condition I mentioned yesterday. One nitpick is that I prefer the term regular capacity […]
September 7th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Arrow. Use it everywhere you go, please. I’ll be posting an edited version on Joe’s blog (blog.joehuffmen.org) in the near future, as soon as I can steal time away from being productive ; )
Its a distillation of a very long list of verbal hammer blows we cooked up years ago, over a period of months, in a musical instrument repair shop I own. Some of them had us laughing like hyenas. I think we ended up with well over 200 of them. We titled the compilation, “The 2xx Tenets of Socialism” and had it up on Angelfire for a while. Many of them were reiterations, and I’ve wanted for a long time to edit the list down to the best 50 or so. Since I don’t get paid 100 bucks an hour to write smartass literature, its hard to find the time. Here’s one that comes to mind:
“We will be safe as soon as we are stripped of the best means of protecting ourselves.”
September 13th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
I’ve got to blog it, and whatever corrollaries go along.