U.S. Trains New Iraq Defense Dept.

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  April 1, 2004

Outgoing host of Morning Edition, Bob Edwards, today said he'd had enough of hiding his true feelings.  'George Bush is a testicle shitting cum bubble' said an angry Edwards.  When informed that the insult made no sense and just seemed to be a string of offensive words, he continued 'God, I fucking hate that guy.  He's a major fucking asshole and he's destroying the very fabric of the universe itself.'  

Before being led away in a straightjacket by jackbooted thugs, Edwards began shouting rhythmically 'No blood for oil!  Selected not elected!  Bush lied, people died!  Bush is Hitler!'

Correction:  Reporter Eric Westervelt mistakenly referred to Al Franken as Bob Edwards.  We regret the error but it seems we do it all the time.

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