I have one. Only not the kind you’re thinking of. Got the wife a new Earthfucker and it’s replete with all manner of features to assist the driver. Some of these features are pretty cool. Most of them are annoying. On the cool side is the back up camera graphic that can project where the […]

Full size trucks are impervious to speeding tickets. I can concur. When I’m tooling about in the Ford Earthfuckertm during the day, I can do 20 miles over the limit right past a parked police officer and they don’t even look up.

So, a few nights ago, I get a call at 2 in the morning. Like most calls at 2 in the morning, it wasn’t good. My neighbor called to tell me someone was snooping around my truck. I have three vehicles and a two car garage, so the Earthfuckertm hangs in the driveway extension. I […]

Last summer, we took the kids to a pool party. We stayed later than we should have (my fault) and the kids were grumpy and tired from a long day’s swimming and running around. So, on the way back home, the kids were doing what they do in a car when they’re tired and grumpy. […]

The new Ford Earthfucker

Keeping your car in working order is something preppers should do. My wife is notorious for bringing the Earthfucker home sitting on E. Well, what if we have to get out? Guess it’s tactical car time. Anyhoo, this amused me:

You can have my navigation system, dvd player, bluetooth, and iPod connectivity when you pry it from my cold dead hands Big Brother in your car: Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood, in the non-binding guidelines issued today, also called for disabling manual texting, Internet browsing, 10-digit phone dialing and the ability to enter addresses into a […]

She got a Ford Earthfuckertm: From Stuff Thanks Robb!

My last vehicle bleg worked well so I figured I would ask. For the Mrs. and her people-hauling adventures, she wants something larger than the Honda Pilot. What do you recommend? Requirements: Nothing from GM or subsidiaries. I will not drive a government car ever. Same for Dodge, Chrysler, Jeep, etc. No bailout company will […]

Another Ford Earthfuckertm?

The actual Ford Earthfuckertm

There’s some buzz about the ad below from Audi: Now, some folks are rather upset about that ad for fear of a police state or because it displays environmentalists as fascists and a whole other host of reasons that I’m not going to talk about. I’m going to talk about why the ad ensures I […]

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