What caliber for goose? Not sure why, this amuses me:

Landing on a firing range, not such a good idea.

I still hate the damn things. As a property owner, I find them vile. A good sized flock can turn acres of grass into a pile of turds in a few days. They’re loud, obnoxious, stupid, and generally unpleasant. They are also protected by some arbitrary migratory bird laws. The only good they provide is […]

Six biologists and technicians with the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Wildlife Services Division spent the morning herding gaggles of geese into pens at Greenbelt Bicentennial Park for relocation to areas adjacent to Kentucky Lake in West Tennessee. Me and the Mrs. were there last weekend and there were literally hundreds of geese and ducks. Geese […]

In Canada, Jennifer Helen Shenouda is shitting herself because a crow was wounded. Shot by an air rifle. Apparently in Canada, airguns are also cause to crap your pants. Said crow was transported to a non-profit rehabilitation centre for wild birds in Hudson. Transport occurred without struggle. Well, that’s good! I mean I was worried […]

I recommend a suppressed Ruger 10/22. I hate geese.

It’s no secret that I hate geese. In Washington, they finally realized that people have had enough of the vile, disgusting creatures: They tried border collies in Virginia. They tried a stuffed coyote in New Jersey. In fact, officials nationwide have tried just about everything to get rid of large flocks of Canada geese that […]

Canadian Geese have become quite a nuisance and their population has grown. Alphie reports: The plan will allow farmers, property owners and public health officials to kill geese by various methods, including hunting, with state approval but without federal permits, the Charlotte (N.C.) Observer said. I hate geese.

One thing that people will warn you about when considering a bully type dog is that they tend to be a bit flatulent. Supposedly, they toot a lot. When our non-bully dog (Politically Correct Dog) strips a gear, it usually goes like this: The family is watching a movie when suddenly Politically Correct Dog’s ears […]

After all, he went out and killed some of the most vile creatures on the planet. I hate geese. See here, here, here and here. By the way, Politically Incorrect Dog and I chased the resident geese out of the subdivision again last night. God, I hate those things. Update: I’m not a hunter as […]

Seems like just yesterday I brought that 10 pound little round-headed thing home. Now, at seventy four pounds, he’s still convinced he’s a lapdog. Since then, we’ve taken up swimming, walking, running, playing catch, getting in some air time with a flirt pole, tormenting geese, and other things together. If you learn one thing from […]

One thing that people will warn you about when considering a bully type dog is that they tend to be a bit flatulent. Supposedly, they toot a lot. When our non-bully dog (Politically Correct Dog) strips a gear, it usually goes like this: The family is watching a movie when suddenly Politically Correct Dog’s ears […]

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Last night, the Mrs. got the urge that I dread. She gets this dreaded urge once a year, usually around Labor Day. That urge is to put up Christmas decorations. Long time readers will recall last year’s tale of SayUncle vs. The Light Nazi. I am still the victim of learned helplessness and decided again […]

Given my troubles with geese and my dislike for the little bastards, I’m not sad that New Jersey Hell has started gassing them. Jane is right, geese must be liberals. Of course, instead of gas, Hell should use dogs.