Oregonians freak out over the possibility they might have to pump their own gas. The future is stupid.

From Netflix: The one were still scratching our heads about, the person who watched Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 365 days in a row (streamin me timbers?). An impressive feat, especially as the average member watched around 60 movies on Netflix this year. I’m not sure what worries me more: […]

Ya think: Forcing kid to masturbate for cops in sexting case was wrong, court finds The future is stupid.

LGBT becomes LGGBDTTTIQQAAP. The future is stupid.

Tesla unveiled their new roadster, that can reach 60 in under two seconds, with an electric semi. Sometimes, the future isn’t so stupid.

A featureless AR pattern rifle for those who live in California. The future is stupid.

Ok: Researchers have discovered a serious security flaw with a Bluetooth-enabled butt plug that allows hackers to remotely take control of the vibrating sex toy. The future is stupid.

Sex robot display model molested so much it breaks before anyone can actually use it The future is stupid.

Chinese sex doll rental service suspended amid controversy The future is stupid.

Are we certain that Natural-lawn advocate isn’t just a synonym for too lazy to do lawn maintenance. The future is stupid.

Sex robot more popular at brothel than REAL prostitutes my dog underwent gender reassignment surgery The future is stupid.

Your Roomba already maps your home. Now the CEO plans to sell that map. The future is stupid.

A $400 juicer that connects to the internet for some reason. The future is stupid.

EVERYTHING IS FUCKED AND IM PRETTY SURE ITS THE INTERNETS FAULT: The internet, in the end, was not designed to give people the information they need. It gives people the information they want. Internet echo chambers all the way down. The future is stupid.

A seafood company was convicted of animal cruelty for killing lobsters. In Australia, boiling them alive is A-OK but don’t butcher them with knives and saws while they’re still alive. And if you read the rest on various animal cruelty laws around the world, you’ll realize just how arbitrary such laws are. And octopus is […]

A man with a bionic penis landed a deal to do a porn movie. The future is stupid.

A mask to blast scents to be used with virtual reality. It blast sex smells for virtual reality porn. The future is stupid.

A topic I’ve touched on here a few times over the years is the government, generally, making our lives worse via bureaucratic fiat from people who are not accountable to anyone. For instance, your toilet sucks. My brand new, top of the line dishwasher takes two hours and nineteen minutes to do a load of […]

You can get a sex robot that looks like a famous person. Looks more like a doll than a robot. Bionic penis man drowns in sex offers from randy women The future is stupid.

A bionic penis. This does not warrant a “the future is stupid” tag as I can see this benefiting some people.

A woman is suing a vibrator company because it’s companion app on her phone tracked personal data while she was, uhm, shebopping. The future is stupid.

Facebook and Google will stop selling ads to fake news sites in an effort to clean up the internet. And, as asserted, because fake news allowed Trump to win. Whatever will CNN and MSNBC do. I kid. Sorta. I really doubt facebook’s commitment to that. Because there’s a lot of that stuff that comes through […]

King County is using grocery store databases to look for those buying pet supplies so they can fine them for not registering their animals. The future is stupid.

A medical procedure for those suffering frm “selfie-chin” The future is stupid.

Well, she was an amazon: Wonder Woman is queer. Troll level epic: Student officially changes his personal pronoun to His Majesty on campus roster Marijuana candy in CO will be a different color to avoid confusion. The future is stupid.

The future is stupid. Is your dogs Halloween costume sexist? No. And you’re a moron. The Paper of Making Up the Record on what to do if your doctor tells you you should lose some weight: Consider telling the doctor you feel upset or distressed, Dr. Puhl said. If you are feeling judged, let the […]

The mayor of London is now looking at knife control. No, really. This is pathetic: These items were found during a #weaponSweep near #MackworthHouse #AugustasSt during #OpSceptre . Safely disposed and taken off the streets pic.twitter.com/53HdeqMKu1 — Regents Park Police (@MPSRegentsPark) March 16, 2018 As is this: Weapons found today in #pemburyweaponsweep pic.twitter.com/8hH5mFhRc3 — Hackney […]

Truth. There’s a whole group of people would rather poorly video something simple because, err, well, I dunno. And, also, long pocasts. I would add to that list slideshows. If there was a search engine that excluded slideshows from search engine results, they’d make lots of internet money. And while I’m ragging on the internet […]

A teacher wrote a novel set in the future that contains a school shooting. So, stupidity breaks out: Those books are what caught the attention of police and school board officials in Dorchester County. “The Insurrectionist” is about two school shootings set in the future, the largest in the country’s history. Phillips said McLaw was […]

Since we’re their only audience any way. Good policy, I think. That push is for 72 hours. I do it 24/7/365. I mean, unless they say something really stupid. Then I link it for future reference. Otherwise, they’re useless to me, ineffectual in the realm of public opinion, and failures at influencing government. Why bother?